Okay but just imagine what this means

slytherin-lioness:

- Wampus House students having HUGE Super Bowl parties in their common room because FOOTBALL

- Wampus Pukwudgie couples where the Wampus is constantly getting into fights and jumping around and never stopping and their Pukwudgie partner is always fixing them up

- Elections for Head Boy/Head Girl (Democracy ftw)

- Ilvermorny students complaining about their states and having to go home for breaks.

- “Florida is too damn hot for me.” “Are you kidding? California has a F I R E SEASON. I never even knew what 60 degrees felt like until I moved here.” 

- Horned Serpent students getting into political debates.

- Thunderbird students joining those debates when they start bleeding into moral discussions.

- Ilvermorny students going to baseball games, basketball games, track meets, swim meets.

-  CANADIAN STUDENTS USING MAGIC TO SNEAK IN KINDER EGGS FOR THEIR FRIENDS

- !!!1MAGICAL KINDER EGGS THAT HATCH COLLECTIBLES OR CARRY PRIZES